It Ended Badly…

…rarely spoke.

Amish boy’s single triumphant moment came and went on our first date in a single rap song. We were sitting in a dive bar that fit not much more than two fistfuls of people and a pool table when a brawl broke out “Road House” style. A cue stick was snapped to place a chokehold. Mugs flew. Fists swung. The bartender ducked for cover.

“Don’t worry.” Amish Boy said. “I know what to do.”

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…rode a Harley.

On our first date, I jumped on the back of the PR Superstar’s motorcycle and prepared to ride into the sunset for dinner. I strapped on the helmet. Pulled on the goggles. Zipped up the jacket. Then we drove a grand total of four short city blocks.

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Hello, I am Morgan, your co-host here at It Ended Badly…

Come in, relax, kick off your heels and make yourself comfortable.

As a matter of introduction, I put together a small sampling of actual pickup lines we heard just in the past few weeks. Gaze in amazement and disbelief, vote on the worst one, and contribute your own experiences for all to enjoy!

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Welcome!

“it ended badly” is where the most distasteful, outlandish, offensive, awkward dating experiences are truly loved and appreciated.

Sweetly gathered on this site are disastrous true accounts from the dating world submitted by those that survived to type on.

Misery makes good company. To laugh with. And at.

Post your horrendous encounter.

Read other tales even more damaging.

AND ENJOY the worst we ALL have to share.

-Jules

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Feeling lonely this week? Prince Charming transformed into a slimy toad?

Warm your heart with horrifying tales of dating disasters! Contribute your own sordid stories of romance gone awry! Gain solace in the fact that you are not alone, and no matter how bad it is, someone else has it worse!

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